1 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,941 Darling Drusilla... 2 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:44,287 I have existed from the morning of the world... 3 00:03:44,335 --> 00:03:48,294 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the heavens. 4 00:03:48,336 --> 00:03:54,411 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and so... 5 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:55,952 I am a god. 6 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:48,329 - What's it like with Marcellus? - With what like? 7 00:05:49,445 --> 00:05:53,438 - He's so fat! It's disgusting. - He's not. 8 00:05:55,274 --> 00:05:58,346 - He's only large. - And tiny where it counts. 9 00:06:01,185 --> 00:06:05,224 - How do you know? - I saw him at the baths. 10 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:14,323 - Poor... poor Drusilla. - You are vile. 11 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:21,331 - Hold! - Messenger to the Prince! 12 00:06:21,374 --> 00:06:23,285 - Identify yourself! - Macro! 13 00:06:26,289 --> 00:06:28,325 - Password? - Justice. 14 00:06:49,187 --> 00:06:50,256 Prince? 15 00:06:53,343 --> 00:06:55,334 Forgive me, Prince. 16 00:06:56,300 --> 00:07:00,339 - The Emperor commands you to wait upon him. - What does he want? 17 00:07:01,136 --> 00:07:04,253 A last look at you perhaps. He is 77. 18 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,289 May he live forever. 19 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:18,284 - How is Ennia? - My wife lives on if in the day she can see you again. 20 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:23,143 Wait outside. 21 00:07:40,219 --> 00:07:45,168 - What does all this mean? - Take care, little boots. 22 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:50,118 - Pray to Isis for me. - I'll follow you as soon as I can. 23 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:07,074 I hate I'm back here, Macro. 24 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,938 He's planning something. 25 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:16,136 You've nothing to fear. I command Praetorian guards. 26 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:20,002 With Tiberius, there's always something to fear. 27 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,913 Be very careful of Nerva. They say he can even tell what you're thinking. 28 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,001 Nerva! 29 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:32,114 - Prince! - Dear friend! 30 00:08:32,881 --> 00:08:35,076 Ten years is a long time for the Emperor to be heading away. 31 00:08:36,038 --> 00:08:40,031 I should feel a great deal happier... if he would back in Rome where he belongs. 32 00:08:40,115 --> 00:08:44,950 - Tell me, how is the Emperor? - Old, like me. 33 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:47,863 I mean, how is his mood? 34 00:08:48,107 --> 00:08:49,938 Like the weather. 35 00:08:50,106 --> 00:08:51,983 But the weather's good today. 36 00:08:52,903 --> 00:08:53,972 Changeable. 37 00:08:58,098 --> 00:09:03,889 I've heard that during the last month, seven of my colleagues in the senate have been put to death... 38 00:09:03,893 --> 00:09:04,928 for treason. 39 00:09:05,091 --> 00:09:11,929 Nine to be exact. Five of them cheated, they killed themselves. 40 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,835 That wasn't playing fair. 41 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:17,036 Don't you agree, Nerva? 42 00:09:19,078 --> 00:09:21,831 They were all good men. 43 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:28,825 If they were good men, how could the Beloved Emperor find them guilty? 44 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,020 You have a gift for logic, Prince. 45 00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:23,770 Caligula! 46 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:34,003 - Beloved grandfather. - Do your dance, boy. 47 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:37,762 - My dance? - Yes. 48 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,800 The one that you delighted the army, when your father made you its mascot. 49 00:10:41,805 --> 00:10:42,756 Come on. 50 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,836 Little boots. 51 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:50,952 - I'd forgotten it, Lord! - Oh, dance for me! 52 00:10:51,832 --> 00:10:52,901 Delight me! 53 00:10:54,749 --> 00:10:55,818 Dance! 54 00:11:06,898 --> 00:11:08,889 My little fishes. 55 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:09,925 Fishes. 56 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:16,766 Why not? My little fishes! Come in! 57 00:11:16,849 --> 00:11:17,884 All of you! 58 00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:17,671 Stop that! 59 00:12:41,649 --> 00:12:45,688 Out, little fishes! You've had enough for today! 60 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,758 - Caligula! - Yes, my Lord? 61 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,792 Why do you say such monstrous things about me at Rome? 62 00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:58,796 - I hear you often pray for my death. - I don't, Lord, ever. 63 00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:00,784 You do not? 64 00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:03,863 By Heavens, Caesar, I swear I do not. 65 00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,624 You do not in... 66 00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:07,821 in public! 67 00:13:09,863 --> 00:13:11,694 Never, Lord! 68 00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:13,732 Remember this! 69 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,653 That I have let you lived... 70 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,611 so far. 71 00:13:22,691 --> 00:13:24,761 My little fishes love me. 72 00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:28,801 Innocents, you see. 73 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,641 I protect their innocence. 74 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,713 This is the least I can do. For it is a foul world. 75 00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:39,751 Rise up. 76 00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:46,745 Nerva is scouting at us. Help me, Nerva. 77 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,818 Help me transform this young barbarian into a Roman Caesar. 78 00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:55,819 There have been three Roman Caesars. Julius, Augustus and yourself. 79 00:13:56,779 --> 00:13:59,577 - Which do you want him to be? - Best. 80 00:13:59,656 --> 00:14:05,606 - That would be your father, Augustus. - You see, Caligula, I'm insulted to my face. 81 00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:12,644 Nerva, dear friend! Watch out for Macro when I'm dead. 82 00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:19,554 - I know. He hates me... - Because you are wise. 83 00:14:20,637 --> 00:14:28,590 Because you are good. So when I'm gone, watch out for Macro. 84 00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:32,626 I've taken my precautions, Caesar. 85 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:36,737 Hmm. What might they be? 86 00:14:42,656 --> 00:14:46,695 Heaven help Rome! For I'm gone! 87 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:52,720 - I am old. - Yes, Lord, but you will live forever. 88 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:58,563 All my family are dead but you, child Gemellus and that... 89 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,632 Claudius that's uncle. 90 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:04,591 The others struck down by fate. 91 00:15:06,674 --> 00:15:11,623 And it is fate, little boots, that rules us, not any god. 92 00:15:12,508 --> 00:15:13,702 You are a god, Lord. 93 00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:19,582 No, I'm not! Not even when I'm dead. 94 00:15:19,622 --> 00:15:23,501 Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, they are gods. 95 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:27,492 So say the Senate and so the people prefer to believe. 96 00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:28,724 Such myth they use. 97 00:15:38,565 --> 00:15:42,683 - Little boots, just look at you. - Yes, Caesar? 98 00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:54,582 I am mercy. A viper in Rome's bosom. 99 00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:09,645 Uncle! 100 00:16:24,641 --> 00:16:26,518 Caligula! 101 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,468 Do you think this boy have been drinking? 102 00:16:31,515 --> 00:16:34,507 - I think he has, Caesar. - So do I! Macro! 103 00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:36,543 - Yes, Lord? - Bring him more wine! 104 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,541 And waste none. 105 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:48,452 Remove your bootlaces. 106 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:35,371 - And what do they say of me at Rome? - Oh, well, they need you, Lord and they miss you. 107 00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:38,572 Most of my life I have given to the Roman people. 108 00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:40,567 I have fought. 109 00:17:42,489 --> 00:17:43,524 I have given all. 110 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,520 - Aren't they lovely? - Yes, Lord. 111 00:17:50,525 --> 00:17:52,477 The Satyrs are from Illyria. 112 00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:56,388 And... uh... 113 00:17:58,473 --> 00:18:02,432 This Nymph... is from... where are you from? 114 00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:05,537 Britain, Lord. 115 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:07,501 Britain. 116 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:15,381 - Speaking statues. - Yes, yes! And they do more than speak. They do... 117 00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:22,454 - You prefer nymphs to satyrs? - I like both, Lord. 118 00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:26,564 One needs both. Yes. To keep healthy. 119 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:34,517 Rome is a republic and you and I are playing citizens. 120 00:18:35,399 --> 00:18:36,514 More confection! 121 00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:03,483 That's it! 122 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,466 That's the best of my stallions. 123 00:19:32,346 --> 00:19:37,466 Serve the state, Caligula, although the people in it are wicked beasts. 124 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,412 - But they love you, Lord. - Oh, no! No! 125 00:19:42,257 --> 00:19:46,375 They fear me. And that is much better. 126 00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:55,240 I had no choice, you see. 127 00:19:55,285 --> 00:19:56,320 No choice. 128 00:19:57,442 --> 00:19:59,273 No choice? 129 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,352 All I wanted was private life. 130 00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:07,356 I did not truly want to become emperor, but I had to. 131 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:08,388 Had to? 132 00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:12,391 If someone else had become emperor, I would have been killed. 133 00:20:14,427 --> 00:20:16,304 As you will be. 134 00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:21,214 Will be? 135 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,331 Will be gra... gr... 136 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:57,125 - Will be, Grandfather? - Would be, if you were not my heir. 137 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:04,158 When Rome was just a city and we were just citizens, we're known to one another. 138 00:21:06,962 --> 00:21:11,035 And we were frugal, good, disciplined and dignified. 139 00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:21,946 The Romans I rule are not like we were. 140 00:21:22,111 --> 00:21:27,060 They lust... they lust for power and pleasure. 141 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:30,943 Money... the wives of other men... 142 00:21:31,185 --> 00:21:34,939 Oh, yes, I am a true moralist. 143 00:21:35,982 --> 00:21:38,052 And stern as any Cato. 144 00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:46,138 Faith chose me to govern swine in my old day which I have become a swine-herd. 145 00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:53,122 - The faithless boy! Has he drunk enough wine? - I think he's drunk enough, Lord. 146 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:54,999 So do I. 147 00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:13,036 Now he is happy. 148 00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:19,031 Homer! You would not know that? You were educated in army caps only. 149 00:22:19,032 --> 00:22:20,943 You will know enough to be a swine-herd. 150 00:22:21,111 --> 00:22:24,103 Caesar? The Senate sends these documents for your signature. 151 00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:25,104 Of course! 152 00:22:32,943 --> 00:22:35,093 The revise list to candidates for the requested order. 153 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,057 I, Tiberius Caesar, command on the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 154 00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:45,008 Tax assessment, regime minor, Brescia and Gaul. 155 00:22:45,054 --> 00:22:49,889 I, Tiberius Caesar, command on the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 156 00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:57,958 Senator guilty of treason. 157 00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:05,002 Every senator believes himself to be a potential Caesar, therefore every senator is guilty of treason. 158 00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:06,918 In thought, if not indeed. 159 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:11,917 The Senate is the natural enemy of any Caesar, Little Boots. 160 00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:12,985 Remember that. 161 00:23:13,075 --> 00:23:15,031 Traitors. Look at them. 162 00:23:17,992 --> 00:23:19,027 Traitors. 163 00:23:21,069 --> 00:23:25,938 They offer to prove any law I made before I made it. 164 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:29,860 I said: "What if I go mad? What then?" 165 00:23:31,942 --> 00:23:37,016 No answer. They were born to be slaves, Germanicus, never forget that. 166 00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:40,887 I'm not Germanicus, Lord. I'm his son, Caligula. 167 00:23:40,936 --> 00:23:43,973 Yes. And your friend is Macro. 168 00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:48,926 - He serves you and only you, Lord. - And his wife is your friend, too. 169 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:53,840 - Is she friendly in bed? - We must ask Macro that, Lord. 170 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:57,926 - She seems friendly. - And your sister, Drusilla... 171 00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:01,995 My sister is my sister, Lord. 172 00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:06,840 I know everything that is said and done. 173 00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:08,986 And thought. 174 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,958 The setting sun and the rising moon. 175 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:24,792 Gemellus, lovely boy! And too young to betray me. 176 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,786 Perhaps not too young. 177 00:24:27,872 --> 00:24:32,866 Yes. Kiss your old grandfather. Yes. My last grandson. 178 00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:37,699 - I am your grandson, too, Caesar. - By adoption. 179 00:24:38,742 --> 00:24:41,814 This is the last flesh of my flesh. 180 00:24:42,739 --> 00:24:47,688 - Poor boy! What'd it become of you? - He's like a brother to me, Lord. 181 00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:50,772 Brother? Another brother is enough envy. 182 00:24:50,852 --> 00:24:56,927 Brother kills a brother who's killed his father who's killed his son. 183 00:24:57,725 --> 00:24:59,795 Faith! Drink, Caligula. 184 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,714 After you, dear brother. 185 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,819 Poor boy! 186 00:25:16,868 --> 00:25:20,907 When I am gone, Caligula will kill you. 187 00:25:22,742 --> 00:25:26,735 And then, someone will kill Caligula. 188 00:25:32,854 --> 00:25:36,813 Unless... unless he is dead, before I am. 189 00:25:38,729 --> 00:25:41,687 You are looking not well at all. 190 00:25:56,712 --> 00:26:04,630 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 191 00:26:19,732 --> 00:26:23,725 A brother kills a brother, who's killed his father... 192 00:26:23,809 --> 00:26:29,600 who's killed his son. Faith! 193 00:26:29,643 --> 00:26:31,679 And then someone's killed Caligula... 194 00:26:35,838 --> 00:26:41,708 - He's going to kill me! - Sssh. You're safe. You're with me. 195 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,621 He's going to kill us. 196 00:26:46,628 --> 00:26:51,622 Because that we killed our father, our mother and our brothers. 197 00:26:56,619 --> 00:27:01,568 - I am not going to die! - You won't! 198 00:27:01,615 --> 00:27:04,573 You're his heir. There is no one else. 199 00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:12,688 Yeah, it is. There's Gemellus an Claudius. 200 00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:17,723 Gemellus is too young, Claudius is an idiot... 201 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:22,754 and Tiberius is old. You will be emperor. Soon. 202 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:34,544 - And you will be my queen. - You can't marry your sister. 203 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,583 - You can in Egypt. - But we're in Rome... 204 00:27:38,702 --> 00:27:40,658 and you're already promised. 205 00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:48,573 I know... To Ennia... 206 00:27:59,603 --> 00:28:01,559 It's only a bird. 207 00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,511 - Prince? - Hmm? What is it? 208 00:28:12,711 --> 00:28:14,508 My wife. 209 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:19,658 Ennia! 210 00:28:35,571 --> 00:28:39,564 Now you are a man, Caligula. What are you going to do? 211 00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:43,600 You must be the master of your own destiny. 212 00:28:43,643 --> 00:28:47,636 Take it... with both hands. 213 00:29:12,658 --> 00:29:17,527 Preteens! Why did you permit him to do it? 214 00:29:19,651 --> 00:29:21,607 Bind his wrists! 215 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:24,564 Bind his wrists! 216 00:29:31,481 --> 00:29:35,520 You must not go, you must not leave me. You're my friend, my only friend. 217 00:29:35,637 --> 00:29:40,472 I've lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life. 218 00:29:40,673 --> 00:29:42,470 Leave us! 219 00:29:42,591 --> 00:29:44,422 Both of you! 220 00:29:44,509 --> 00:29:50,618 The man to choose the hour of his own death is the closest he will ever come to tricking faith. 221 00:29:51,463 --> 00:29:55,536 And faith decreased that when you die, Macro will kill me. 222 00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:58,457 I'll arrest him and have him executed. 223 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,612 You can't. He controls you. 224 00:30:01,574 --> 00:30:10,403 Anyway, even if Macro dead, how could I go on living with this reptile? 225 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:16,432 You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile? 226 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,517 I've always respected him, Lord. 227 00:30:19,398 --> 00:30:23,516 - You hear? - Tiberius, you were wise once. 228 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:29,505 - Ah, don't taunt me. I'm old. - I watched you go into a monster. 229 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:36,421 One by one, I've seen you murder your family, your friends, the noblest men in Rome. 230 00:30:36,463 --> 00:30:39,421 - That is treason? - No, it's the truth. 231 00:30:41,418 --> 00:30:44,410 I and my oath had been surrounded by enemies. 232 00:30:45,414 --> 00:30:49,487 My own family and the Senate... You're cruel! 233 00:30:51,489 --> 00:30:56,609 No, honest old men can sometimes see the future. 234 00:30:57,404 --> 00:31:04,355 So, from evils pass and evils yet to come... 235 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:08,514 I now choose to escape. 236 00:31:18,385 --> 00:31:21,343 So these are your precautions, Nerva? 237 00:31:54,393 --> 00:32:01,424 - Nerva, what's it like? - Warm, no pain, just drifting away. 238 00:32:02,346 --> 00:32:03,540 - Do you see her? - Who? 239 00:32:04,384 --> 00:32:06,295 The Goddess Isis. 240 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:10,341 - Oh, you're one of those who believe... - Do you see her? 241 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:14,336 - No. - Are you sure? 242 00:32:19,450 --> 00:32:23,489 You're almost dead. What's it like? What's happening to you now? 243 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:27,480 - Nothing. - You're lying. 244 00:32:27,485 --> 00:32:31,363 You can see her. I know you can. What is she like? 245 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:36,269 No... nothing at all... 246 00:32:37,435 --> 00:32:42,350 just... sleep... 247 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:44,421 Liar! 248 00:34:04,397 --> 00:34:08,270 Since Nerva died, Tiberius has been brought paralyzed. 249 00:34:08,276 --> 00:34:12,312 - They say he's close to death. - Tiberius dies, be worse for us. 250 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:15,342 - Yeah, you love the bastard. - Take that back! 251 00:35:05,263 --> 00:35:08,380 Prince! The physician Charicles. 252 00:35:27,323 --> 00:35:31,202 How is the Emperor? How long will he last? 253 00:35:31,319 --> 00:35:36,268 Well, it could happen any moment, but with care he might last a year or so. 254 00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:44,186 I can smell death... 255 00:35:45,147 --> 00:35:49,299 - but whose? - Don't worry! He can do nothing without me. 256 00:35:51,142 --> 00:35:54,214 So these poor unfortunate creatures thought... 257 00:35:55,298 --> 00:36:01,168 and where are they? No, Macro. He's planning something. 258 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,249 You'll be emperor, soon. 259 00:36:16,319 --> 00:36:19,152 - You swear. - I sw... 260 00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,091 I swear. 261 00:37:24,219 --> 00:37:27,131 Leave! Everyone leave! 262 00:38:15,013 --> 00:38:16,207 Tiberius! 263 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,037 Tiberius! 264 00:39:32,983 --> 00:39:35,019 Caligula? 265 00:39:36,101 --> 00:39:37,090 Lord! 266 00:39:38,938 --> 00:39:41,088 Give me my ring. 267 00:39:49,968 --> 00:39:53,005 - No! - Yes. 268 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:09,028 You... do not dare! 269 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:11,019 Prince! 270 00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:13,942 You do not dare! 271 00:41:27,841 --> 00:41:28,990 Hail, Caesar! 272 00:41:31,997 --> 00:41:33,794 Hail, Caesar! 273 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:37,914 I'd get everyone a symbol and a hope. For the announcement. 274 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:29,732 Gemellus? 275 00:42:32,779 --> 00:42:34,610 Gemellus! 276 00:42:41,691 --> 00:42:42,806 Hail, Caesar. 277 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:50,646 Gemellus. We are alone. 278 00:42:58,717 --> 00:43:00,708 We must love each other. 279 00:43:14,622 --> 00:43:18,661 Rest, Tiberius Caesar. 280 00:43:21,736 --> 00:43:27,527 Hail, Caligula Caesar. 281 00:43:32,565 --> 00:43:34,556 It's just like the dream. 282 00:43:37,562 --> 00:43:40,634 It's only his mask. You are Caesar now. 283 00:43:42,637 --> 00:43:43,592 Caesar. 284 00:43:43,676 --> 00:43:48,511 Caesar, Emperor of Rome, lord of the world. 285 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:51,662 Lord of the world... 286 00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:55,538 I liked this dream. 287 00:44:16,606 --> 00:44:17,595 At the... 288 00:44:26,518 --> 00:44:31,467 At the insistence of the Senate and the people of Rome... 289 00:44:32,552 --> 00:44:35,624 I accept... humbly... 290 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:41,547 the highest office of our great republic. 291 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,498 Our great republic. 292 00:45:07,601 --> 00:45:09,637 Where's the onion? Give me the onion. 293 00:45:37,414 --> 00:45:39,405 Now beloved Tiberius was dying... 294 00:45:39,452 --> 00:45:43,411 - To the Tiber with Tiberius! - Yes! Yes! 295 00:45:43,528 --> 00:45:47,521 - Throw him to the river! - Yes! Yes! 296 00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:51,433 - Tiberius! Throw him! Throw him to the dark! - Yes! Yes! 297 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:55,475 Today we begin a new era. 298 00:45:55,518 --> 00:45:58,470 I grant a general amnesty. 299 00:45:58,476 --> 00:46:00,467 - Hail! - Hail! Hail! Hail! 300 00:46:01,433 --> 00:46:08,589 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 301 00:46:08,626 --> 00:46:10,457 - Silence! - Caesar! Caesar! 302 00:46:10,505 --> 00:46:11,620 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 303 00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:12,621 - Silence! - Caesar! Caesar! 304 00:46:13,462 --> 00:46:15,578 Great Caesar is not finished. 305 00:46:22,534 --> 00:46:27,403 As my fellow counsel, the Senate and the people of Rome... 306 00:46:27,449 --> 00:46:30,521 have wisely chosen my loved uncle Claudius. 307 00:46:30,566 --> 00:46:32,443 Hail, Cladius! 308 00:46:33,445 --> 00:46:35,561 Take your place beside me, Claudius. 309 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:43,435 - Caesar Caligula... - Take your place... 310 00:46:43,475 --> 00:46:45,466 I mean Calisus... 311 00:46:52,547 --> 00:46:55,539 I here with adopt as my son and heir... 312 00:46:56,423 --> 00:46:58,379 the Prince Gemellus. 313 00:46:58,502 --> 00:47:01,460 - Come forth, Prince. - Hail, Gemellus! 314 00:47:14,527 --> 00:47:20,318 From this moment, all official oaths will contain the following phrase:.. 315 00:47:20,562 --> 00:47:25,397 I will value neither my life, nor the lives of my children... 316 00:47:25,478 --> 00:47:28,390 any more highly than I do the Emperor. 317 00:47:28,475 --> 00:47:32,388 Hail! Hail! Hail! 318 00:47:32,471 --> 00:47:35,349 And of his sister, Drusilla. 319 00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:48,532 - Hail Drusilla! - Hail Caligula! 320 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,281 We must be careful of him. 321 00:48:03,364 --> 00:48:08,279 - Oh, Claudius? - No, Gemellus. 322 00:48:10,438 --> 00:48:14,272 Oh, yes! Gemellus. 323 00:48:19,349 --> 00:48:23,308 Did you see their faces when I told 'em I had to swear not only to me? 324 00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:25,297 But to you? 325 00:48:25,424 --> 00:48:27,301 They were appalled. 326 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:32,298 - I do hope so. - But is it wise? 327 00:48:40,331 --> 00:48:41,446 I can do... 328 00:48:51,401 --> 00:48:53,392 anything I like... 329 00:48:58,275 --> 00:49:03,303 - to anyone. - Well, don't start with me. 330 00:49:06,267 --> 00:49:07,461 Who do you suggest? 331 00:50:09,212 --> 00:50:11,407 Get out! Out! 332 00:50:14,207 --> 00:50:18,280 - Who? - Why not start with Macro? 333 00:50:19,242 --> 00:50:21,198 - Macro? - Yes. 334 00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:24,313 Before he controls you as he controlled Tiberius. 335 00:50:27,395 --> 00:50:30,307 Superb! It's bright, Macro. Superb! 336 00:50:38,265 --> 00:50:41,337 - Fetch me Gemellus. - What? Here? 337 00:50:44,139 --> 00:50:46,130 Yes, here. Now. 338 00:50:53,172 --> 00:50:54,366 - Charicles! - My Lord? 339 00:50:55,170 --> 00:50:56,205 Stand here. 340 00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:05,284 - I want to bonus for my guards. - Oh, but Caesar, that's not possible! 341 00:51:05,321 --> 00:51:07,312 All things that happen are possible, Longinus. 342 00:51:07,319 --> 00:51:10,197 Make the impossible happen, then it'd be possible. Logical? 343 00:51:10,277 --> 00:51:14,316 - How, Caesar? The deficit, you see, is... - Look, how much is my purse? 344 00:51:15,232 --> 00:51:19,225 - Well, Lord, that is as much as you may require. - Oh, good! 345 00:51:20,187 --> 00:51:23,304 Ah, Macro! Would you stand over there? 346 00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:32,173 - Longinus, you here. - Yes, Caesar. 347 00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:39,252 Gemellus! I want you to look at these gentlemen very carefully. 348 00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:43,282 Take your time and tell me... 349 00:51:45,166 --> 00:51:48,203 who killed our beloved Tiberius? 350 00:51:55,236 --> 00:51:58,114 Who killed Tiberius? 351 00:52:15,099 --> 00:52:18,216 He did! Macro! 352 00:52:28,087 --> 00:52:29,156 Murderer. 353 00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:40,272 Arrest him! 354 00:52:57,181 --> 00:53:01,174 In honor of your new commander, Chaerea... 355 00:53:02,177 --> 00:53:05,010 ten gold pieces to every man! 356 00:53:05,054 --> 00:53:08,171 Hail! Hail! Hail! 357 00:53:11,049 --> 00:53:15,167 - Chaerea, arrest Macro. - Guards, arrest Macro. 358 00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:19,191 Don't you dare! 359 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:50,948 Forgive me, Caesar... 360 00:53:52,990 --> 00:53:53,945 Ah, Chaerea! 361 00:53:53,989 --> 00:53:55,980 Two senators beg to see you. 362 00:53:56,027 --> 00:53:57,938 They have a disputable land. 363 00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:01,939 - And they wait your judgment. - Ah, bring them in. 364 00:54:01,942 --> 00:54:02,977 Bring them in. 365 00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:09,970 I'm interesting all there is Rome, even down to the land of the Toga. 366 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,477 Come. 367 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,999 - Caesar, I must complain about the vow... - Give me the documents. 368 00:54:57,891 --> 00:55:00,769 - Guilty. - Thank you! Thank you! 369 00:55:00,848 --> 00:55:06,764 Don't thank. Justice must always be impartial. 370 00:55:06,842 --> 00:55:11,836 - It is so, Chaerea! Is it? - Yes. 371 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:13,912 You may go. 372 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,789 Ennia! 373 00:56:02,871 --> 00:56:04,748 You look beautiful. 374 00:56:12,662 --> 00:56:13,856 Is it good for growing hair? 375 00:56:15,819 --> 00:56:19,698 We'll be married soon. Divorce will only take a few days. 376 00:56:22,773 --> 00:56:26,652 - I think we should move. - Move? Where? 377 00:56:27,848 --> 00:56:29,839 Alexandria, say. 378 00:56:31,644 --> 00:56:32,838 To Egypt? 379 00:56:33,843 --> 00:56:34,878 Yeah! 380 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:37,709 What do you think? 381 00:56:37,799 --> 00:56:41,838 I'd hate to leave Rome. I mean, the Senate... 382 00:56:42,674 --> 00:56:46,872 No, no, Ennia. I am Rome. Wherever I am, Rome is. 383 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:49,865 There is the Senate and the people of Rome. 384 00:56:53,664 --> 00:56:56,781 You don't make me laugh. The way you say that. 385 00:57:06,692 --> 00:57:10,651 - Ah, Longinus. - Forgive us, Caesar. 386 00:57:14,805 --> 00:57:19,595 - Longinus, is it done? - The Senate has sentenced him to death. 387 00:57:23,677 --> 00:57:24,792 The commission. 388 00:57:29,831 --> 00:57:34,780 Chaerea, I now officially appoint you commander of my imperial guard. 389 00:57:36,705 --> 00:57:40,698 But what about Macro? What happened? Where is he? 390 00:57:40,701 --> 00:57:44,740 - He has been arrested for treason. - That's impossible! 391 00:57:45,657 --> 00:57:49,570 Caesar, you know he worshipped you. He made you! 392 00:57:56,687 --> 00:58:01,602 - Nobody made me. - I... I can't believe it. 393 00:58:02,561 --> 00:58:03,676 What did he do? 394 00:58:04,759 --> 00:58:10,755 Ennia! I had to take my destiny, with my own hands. 395 00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:23,652 Guards! 396 00:58:23,662 --> 00:58:24,697 Guards! 397 00:58:28,577 --> 00:58:30,613 Chaerea! She's to be back. 398 00:58:31,614 --> 00:58:33,605 - I love you! - To Gal! 399 00:58:34,732 --> 00:58:35,767 I love you! 400 00:58:38,568 --> 00:58:41,685 Caligula! How could you do it? He was your friend. 401 00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,716 He would've done anything for you! 402 00:58:44,603 --> 00:58:45,718 Don't send me away! 403 00:58:46,721 --> 00:58:48,712 I love you! 404 00:58:49,558 --> 00:58:50,707 Caligula! 405 00:58:54,553 --> 00:58:56,623 Now at least she doesn't have to get a divorce. 406 00:58:57,551 --> 00:58:59,621 But you still have to find a suitable wife. 407 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:01,697 No. 408 00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,373 I'm going to marry you. 409 00:59:09,497 --> 00:59:12,375 You can't! We're not Egyptians. 410 00:59:13,497 --> 00:59:14,532 I know. 411 00:59:15,537 --> 00:59:17,493 We are much more beautiful. 412 00:59:18,377 --> 00:59:19,526 Rome is not Egypt. 413 00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:23,370 And stop looking at yourself like that. 414 00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:29,409 - Let's go to Egypt then. - You are a fool! 415 00:59:30,372 --> 00:59:33,489 - Caesar cannot be a fool. - But he's trying very hard. 416 00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:37,317 Caesar cannot be a fool! 417 00:59:37,484 --> 00:59:42,512 Little Boots! They'll throw you in the Tiber, if you temp to move the government. 418 00:59:43,357 --> 00:59:49,307 - So? - You are going to marry a lady of senatorial class. 419 00:59:51,467 --> 00:59:54,300 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 420 00:59:54,344 --> 00:59:55,459 You've got to have an heir. 421 00:59:59,418 --> 01:00:01,488 Who will kill me when he grows up. 422 01:00:04,372 --> 01:00:07,409 The priestess of Isis are meeting at my house tonight. 423 01:00:09,366 --> 01:00:11,322 You want me to marry one of them? 424 01:00:11,404 --> 01:00:12,359 Yes. 425 01:00:12,483 --> 01:00:13,472 No! 426 01:00:16,398 --> 01:00:17,353 No. 427 01:00:19,394 --> 01:00:20,429 Yes. 428 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,324 I wonder what I should wear. 429 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:10,322 - When just the performance for almighty Caesar? - Don't be disgusting. 430 01:01:10,323 --> 01:01:15,078 But I'm being practical. If I'm to choose a wife, I want to see what I'm within. 431 01:01:16,197 --> 01:01:17,186 Logic. 432 01:01:45,090 --> 01:01:47,206 Out that one looks rather interesting. 433 01:01:48,127 --> 01:01:53,042 Livia? Oh, she's taken. She's to marry Proculus, one of your officers. 434 01:01:53,081 --> 01:01:54,116 I'll send him to Spain. 435 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:58,079 She's a virgin. Very boring. Not your style. 436 01:03:06,012 --> 01:03:10,164 - That will be my wife. - Oh, no! Not Caesonia. 437 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:15,998 - Oh! You're impossible! - She's the most mysterious woman in Rome! 438 01:03:17,121 --> 01:03:18,110 Perfect. 439 01:03:26,992 --> 01:03:31,144 Caesonia's been divorced. She's extravagant. Always in debt. 440 01:03:32,028 --> 01:03:35,145 - I want her. - But not for a wife. 441 01:03:36,064 --> 01:03:40,979 - Send her to me now! - No, Little Boots! I won't let you do it! 442 01:03:41,179 --> 01:03:43,056 It wouldn't be wise. 443 01:03:47,014 --> 01:03:48,049 Yes! 444 01:03:48,972 --> 01:03:52,009 Such as the will of the senate and the people of Rome. 445 01:06:01,006 --> 01:06:04,885 You're very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 446 01:06:07,001 --> 01:06:12,917 And you... as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia. 447 01:07:23,927 --> 01:07:27,715 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 448 01:07:27,923 --> 01:07:30,881 - Don't... - Ah, but only after she's born me a son. 449 01:07:30,921 --> 01:07:32,752 How will you ever know it's yours? 450 01:07:32,919 --> 01:07:36,707 Don't worry. I've got her very well guarded. 451 01:07:36,795 --> 01:07:39,787 Can you be sure one of the guards will be the father? 452 01:07:40,831 --> 01:07:43,823 They're all homosexuals who have been castrated. 453 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:27,709 If only all Rome had just one neck. 454 01:08:45,849 --> 01:08:48,761 Is that the officer Livia's going to marry with? 455 01:08:50,764 --> 01:08:52,641 Yes. Proculus. 456 01:08:53,681 --> 01:08:54,716 Proculus. 457 01:08:57,678 --> 01:08:58,827 - Longinus... - Caesar? 458 01:08:58,877 --> 01:09:02,665 You see this young officer over here? Proculus? 459 01:09:02,713 --> 01:09:03,748 Yeah? 460 01:09:51,746 --> 01:09:55,659 Caligula Caesar, Emperor of Rome! 461 01:09:55,703 --> 01:09:58,615 - Hail! - Hail! 462 01:10:00,698 --> 01:10:06,773 - And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. - And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. 463 01:10:06,813 --> 01:10:08,769 - Hail! - Hail! 464 01:10:13,765 --> 01:10:15,721 - Are we late? - No, Caesar. 465 01:10:15,763 --> 01:10:17,594 You forgive us. 466 01:10:18,601 --> 01:10:21,673 Was the ceremony beautiful? The augury is good? 467 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:25,597 - Yes, Caesar. - Splendid. 468 01:10:36,744 --> 01:10:39,542 You are very gracious to come. 469 01:10:44,736 --> 01:10:46,727 You are a Roman hero. 470 01:10:47,693 --> 01:10:48,648 Caesar. 471 01:11:00,561 --> 01:11:04,713 I shall now bestow the special blessings of almighty Caesar... 472 01:11:05,556 --> 01:11:06,750 upon this... 473 01:11:07,755 --> 01:11:09,632 happy union. 474 01:11:13,748 --> 01:11:16,546 Which way is the secret marriage bed? 475 01:11:38,565 --> 01:11:41,637 Ah! The kitchen! Oh, this will have to do! 476 01:11:45,598 --> 01:11:46,508 See you later! 477 01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:47,712 Little Boots! 478 01:11:48,635 --> 01:11:51,468 I thought you didn't like virgins. 479 01:11:51,592 --> 01:11:52,707 I've never known any. 480 01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,585 That is correct, Caesonia? 481 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,616 And now for Caesar's wedding gift. 482 01:12:16,528 --> 01:12:18,598 What a delicious bride! 483 01:12:22,603 --> 01:12:24,480 Take off that robe. 484 01:12:34,472 --> 01:12:35,507 Splendid. 485 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:54,655 - Is she really a virgin, Proculus? - Yes, Caesar. 486 01:12:56,531 --> 01:12:58,567 One can never be quite sure. 487 01:13:01,486 --> 01:13:04,478 Open your eyes, Livia! 488 01:13:23,425 --> 01:13:27,498 Lucky girl! To lose once virginity... 489 01:13:28,380 --> 01:13:30,610 to a direct descent of the goddess Venus. 490 01:13:31,618 --> 01:13:33,495 I... 491 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:36,366 Caligula Caesar... 492 01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:37,602 command... 493 01:13:38,610 --> 01:13:41,408 Open your eyes, Proculus. 494 01:13:42,408 --> 01:13:45,400 command in the name of the Senate... Open 'em! 495 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:55,555 The Senate and the people of Rome! 496 01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:23,526 She really was a virgin. 497 01:14:26,525 --> 01:14:27,560 Are you? 498 01:14:34,318 --> 01:14:35,512 Well? Are you? 499 01:14:37,395 --> 01:14:39,306 - No, Caesar. - No? 500 01:14:39,512 --> 01:14:43,505 Well, Isis won't like that! One law for woman, one for man! That's no fair! 501 01:14:44,348 --> 01:14:45,463 Come on! Off with your clothes! 502 01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,367 Splendid! 503 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:05,368 I like your nice bushy hair, Proculus! 504 01:15:06,408 --> 01:15:10,401 - Caesar! I beg you! - So sit up! 505 01:15:21,393 --> 01:15:23,349 I think you were lying to me. 506 01:15:25,309 --> 01:15:27,300 You're a virgin, too. 507 01:15:45,450 --> 01:15:46,485 I... 508 01:15:47,368 --> 01:15:48,483 Caligula Caesar... 509 01:15:49,446 --> 01:15:53,234 command... in the name of the Senate... 510 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:55,438 Open your eyes, Livia! 511 01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,352 and the people of Rome... 512 01:16:12,304 --> 01:16:16,343 You see how I exhausted myself to make your wedding holy. 513 01:16:25,292 --> 01:16:27,203 My blessings to you both! 514 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,047 Gemellus! 515 01:17:14,199 --> 01:17:15,996 Caligula! 516 01:17:17,116 --> 01:17:18,151 Caligula! 517 01:17:25,029 --> 01:17:27,020 Gemellus! 518 01:17:54,085 --> 01:17:56,963 Jupiter loves me! 519 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:02,995 Drusilla! 520 01:18:13,028 --> 01:18:15,178 - He's trying to kill me! - Who, Little Boots? 521 01:18:16,145 --> 01:18:21,094 Gemellus! I saw him! He ran away! Wants me dead! 522 01:18:32,012 --> 01:18:35,049 Now... now, Little Boots! 523 01:18:39,125 --> 01:18:40,956 Now you'll be alright! 524 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:50,490 Hail, Caesar! 525 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,402 - Hail! - Hail, Caesar! 526 01:23:52,452 --> 01:23:56,331 All hail Caesar's beautiful horse, Incitatus. 527 01:23:56,528 --> 01:23:59,361 Hail the most honorable Incitatus! 528 01:23:59,405 --> 01:24:01,396 Hail, Incitatus! 529 01:24:04,359 --> 01:24:07,431 There's Gemellus over there. Watch him. 530 01:24:24,339 --> 01:24:26,489 Chop chop, dear uncle, chop chop! 531 01:24:27,455 --> 01:24:29,366 I want your honest advise. 532 01:24:30,453 --> 01:24:33,331 Shall I make myself king of Rome? 533 01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:38,238 King? Well, but this is republic, isn't it? 534 01:24:38,444 --> 01:24:40,241 Very well, then. 535 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,316 I shall make myself king of the republic. 536 01:24:44,398 --> 01:24:47,356 But you're already greater than any king, Caesar. 537 01:24:48,353 --> 01:24:50,230 I am a god! 538 01:24:50,471 --> 01:24:53,224 Or at least I will be when I'm dead. 539 01:25:07,414 --> 01:25:11,293 Gemellus, try one of these morels. Gemellus! 540 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,397 - What's that smell? - What smell, Caesar? 541 01:25:22,278 --> 01:25:25,395 - What have you been taking? - Just a medicine. A bit to drop off the fever. 542 01:25:26,393 --> 01:25:29,226 - Did you give him medicine for the fever? - Well... 543 01:25:29,271 --> 01:25:32,183 - Yes or no? - No, I don't. 544 01:25:33,267 --> 01:25:37,419 Gemellus! Are you accusing your sovereign for being a poisoner? 545 01:25:37,422 --> 01:25:39,333 But I never accused you, Caesar! 546 01:25:40,259 --> 01:25:43,251 You took an antidote before coming to my table. 547 01:25:43,296 --> 01:25:46,288 Which is tend to mount for accusing me poisoning you. 548 01:25:47,172 --> 01:25:48,400 That is awkward, isn't it? 549 01:25:49,290 --> 01:25:50,359 Caligula! 550 01:26:05,393 --> 01:26:07,224 Chaerea! 551 01:26:09,229 --> 01:26:11,185 Arrest Gemellus... 552 01:26:11,307 --> 01:26:13,138 for treason. 553 01:26:13,264 --> 01:26:15,255 Guards! Take him away! 554 01:26:21,256 --> 01:26:22,245 No! 555 01:26:23,294 --> 01:26:25,205 No! 556 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,161 No! 557 01:26:32,205 --> 01:26:33,240 No, please! 558 01:26:37,319 --> 01:26:40,311 As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar. 559 01:26:50,266 --> 01:26:51,301 Drusilla! 560 01:26:52,304 --> 01:26:56,138 - Why are you so concerned for him? - I'm not concerned for him. 561 01:26:56,260 --> 01:26:58,330 - But for you! - He knows about Tiberius! 562 01:26:59,177 --> 01:27:02,294 - He's a threat to me! - He's not! He's not even your heir! 563 01:27:03,292 --> 01:27:06,284 Caesonia now carries your child. 564 01:27:09,286 --> 01:27:14,076 - Gemellus will die! - You amateur! 565 01:27:14,241 --> 01:27:15,276 Amateur? 566 01:28:10,182 --> 01:28:13,094 And they weren't even poisoned. 567 01:28:26,245 --> 01:28:28,042 Caesar! 568 01:28:36,195 --> 01:28:37,230 - Well done! - Thank You. 569 01:28:39,192 --> 01:28:42,025 What will you do to her? What she said was treason. 570 01:28:44,147 --> 01:28:46,183 I decide what is treason, not you. 571 01:28:49,061 --> 01:28:50,176 Dance! 572 01:28:52,059 --> 01:28:54,095 - Dance? - Yes. 573 01:28:55,056 --> 01:28:56,967 And what about your son? 574 01:28:57,093 --> 01:29:00,165 Show Incitatus your new dance. 575 01:29:01,049 --> 01:29:02,118 My son... 576 01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:05,078 he will dance with you. 577 01:29:06,124 --> 01:29:07,193 Music! 578 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,870 You are... beautiful... 579 01:31:11,912 --> 01:31:13,027 Drusil... 580 01:31:13,990 --> 01:31:15,821 beautiful. 581 01:31:16,868 --> 01:31:18,017 We are all alone... 582 01:31:19,025 --> 01:31:20,014 Drusilla. 583 01:31:58,863 --> 01:32:00,899 - He's going to kill me. - No. 584 01:32:00,941 --> 01:32:02,010 He's going to kill me. 585 01:32:04,977 --> 01:32:08,765 - The fever must be at soothe. - He's going to kill me. 586 01:32:08,853 --> 01:32:10,002 - What if it doesn't? - He's going to kill me. 587 01:32:11,889 --> 01:32:12,924 He's going to kill me. 588 01:32:15,006 --> 01:32:15,995 Drusilla! 589 01:32:16,925 --> 01:32:17,994 Drusilla! 590 01:32:18,882 --> 01:32:19,917 He's going to kill me! 591 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,797 He's going to kill... 592 01:32:22,918 --> 01:32:23,828 me! 593 01:32:27,953 --> 01:32:29,750 Drusilla! 594 01:32:29,911 --> 01:32:30,900 Tell you... 595 01:32:31,949 --> 01:32:33,826 I love you! 596 01:32:46,893 --> 01:32:49,771 - Where is my sister? - She's coming. 597 01:33:04,795 --> 01:33:05,944 I'm here, Little Boots. 598 01:33:09,949 --> 01:33:11,780 Drusilla... 599 01:33:12,866 --> 01:33:15,903 - I'm dying. - You are not. 600 01:33:17,781 --> 01:33:18,770 I must... 601 01:33:19,779 --> 01:33:20,894 make my will. 602 01:33:21,736 --> 01:33:23,852 Don't talk. Sleep. 603 01:33:24,693 --> 01:33:27,765 Longinus. I want Longinus. 604 01:33:32,765 --> 01:33:34,835 Take my horse to his own bed. 605 01:33:37,919 --> 01:33:42,674 - He's a monster. - Even so, it's better that he doesn't die this time. 606 01:33:42,715 --> 01:33:44,706 - I don't see, why? - The people love him. 607 01:33:44,752 --> 01:33:47,869 There could be more revolutions, civil chaos, if he dies. 608 01:33:48,668 --> 01:33:50,738 It looks as if he's claimed to die anyway. 609 01:33:53,903 --> 01:33:55,655 Longinus? 610 01:34:09,766 --> 01:34:11,836 You call for me, Caesar? 611 01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:17,757 My will. 612 01:34:24,710 --> 01:34:27,702 Here with to my beloved Drusilla... 613 01:34:30,705 --> 01:34:32,696 the Roman Empire... 614 01:34:34,780 --> 01:34:38,614 title of Augusta... 615 01:34:46,727 --> 01:34:48,797 my little boots. 616 01:34:55,638 --> 01:34:56,707 Little boo... 617 01:35:01,831 --> 01:35:03,662 He's sleepy. 618 01:35:05,788 --> 01:35:07,744 No, he's not. 619 01:35:30,802 --> 01:35:32,599 Drusilla. 620 01:35:33,718 --> 01:35:36,596 Why do I get angry with you? 621 01:35:37,554 --> 01:35:38,703 Why do we always argue? 622 01:35:39,673 --> 01:35:41,550 You can't help it. 623 01:35:42,549 --> 01:35:43,698 We'll never quarrel again. 624 01:35:43,748 --> 01:35:45,579 Oh, yes, we will. 625 01:35:50,580 --> 01:35:51,729 Don't let me die. 626 01:36:04,567 --> 01:36:08,685 My lady! You must not touch him! The fever is contagious! 627 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:14,599 Sleep! You're safe now. Drusilla's here. 628 01:36:14,715 --> 01:36:24,545 I offer my life, if Jupiter will only spare our beloved Emperor. 629 01:36:29,580 --> 01:36:32,538 - Jupiter accepts your offer. - Hmm? 630 01:36:32,657 --> 01:36:33,692 Execute him. 631 01:36:43,605 --> 01:36:45,561 The fever is breaking. 632 01:36:46,602 --> 01:36:49,719 Do you hear that, Little Boots? You're going to live. 633 01:36:55,513 --> 01:36:59,506 Drusilla tells me that I've been neglecting my work. So I recalled for duty. 634 01:36:59,628 --> 01:37:02,620 Your signature and seal is required, lord! 635 01:37:08,499 --> 01:37:13,448 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 636 01:37:22,445 --> 01:37:25,596 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the... 637 01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:28,629 Senate... and... 638 01:37:31,515 --> 01:37:32,630 people of Rome. 639 01:37:37,509 --> 01:37:40,421 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 640 01:37:41,465 --> 01:37:43,581 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 641 01:37:44,462 --> 01:37:45,611 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 642 01:37:45,660 --> 01:37:47,537 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 643 01:37:47,578 --> 01:37:48,613 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 644 01:37:48,657 --> 01:37:50,488 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 645 01:37:50,575 --> 01:37:53,647 Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar, Rome, Rome, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish! 646 01:38:01,643 --> 01:38:05,522 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 647 01:38:11,553 --> 01:38:15,592 - No wonder life's so dull. - Yes, lord... oh... no, lord... and don't... 648 01:38:16,469 --> 01:38:19,427 Let's see if Proculus can liven things up for us! 649 01:38:29,375 --> 01:38:30,524 Proculus! 650 01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:45,583 Do you know that his wife is expecting her first child? 651 01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:48,491 We're not quite sure who the father is. 652 01:38:48,539 --> 01:38:51,531 Him or... God. 653 01:38:54,533 --> 01:38:59,561 Divine Caesar, please! What have I done? Why am I here? 654 01:39:00,527 --> 01:39:04,440 - Treason. - I've always been loyal to you. 655 01:39:04,563 --> 01:39:06,599 That is your treason. 656 01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:10,512 You're an honest man, Proculus, which means of bad Roman. 657 01:39:11,396 --> 01:39:12,545 Therefore you're a traitor. 658 01:39:13,474 --> 01:39:15,351 Logical, hmm? 659 01:39:28,379 --> 01:39:30,529 Now you must die like Gemellus. 660 01:39:31,576 --> 01:39:34,488 Like all moles failed Rome. 661 01:39:53,434 --> 01:39:57,393 Now slowly, very slowly. 662 01:39:58,469 --> 01:40:03,463 I want him to feel death. I want him to smell death. 663 01:40:15,492 --> 01:40:18,370 Now! What does it feel like, Proculus? 664 01:40:19,408 --> 01:40:21,478 Can you see the great goddess Isis? 665 01:40:22,325 --> 01:40:23,440 What does she say? 666 01:40:29,438 --> 01:40:31,315 Reptile! 667 01:40:31,516 --> 01:40:34,269 Make a note of this. 668 01:40:51,417 --> 01:40:54,329 I said slowly, you fool! 669 01:41:13,314 --> 01:41:17,432 Lucky boy! To off escaped me so easily. 670 01:41:36,371 --> 01:41:39,408 Longinus! Reptile! 671 01:41:40,288 --> 01:41:42,279 Cut off those and send them to Livia... 672 01:41:42,325 --> 01:41:46,238 as a souvenir of their great love. 673 01:42:04,264 --> 01:42:07,176 Caesar says, "Cut them off!" 674 01:42:34,353 --> 01:42:37,311 And now send the rest to Livia. 675 01:43:08,239 --> 01:43:09,308 Curtain! 676 01:43:28,180 --> 01:43:29,215 Child's head... 677 01:43:29,219 --> 01:43:30,254 has just appeared. 678 01:43:37,250 --> 01:43:40,083 - Is he alive? - Yes, Caesar. 679 01:43:45,125 --> 01:43:49,625 My lords! I'm now to be married to Caesonia. 680 01:43:49,731 --> 01:43:54,667 The mother of my son, Caligula Germanicus! 681 01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:06,992 Ring, ring! Give me the ring! 682 01:44:22,958 --> 01:44:28,874 You are now wife, mother and empress of Rome. 683 01:44:30,871 --> 01:44:31,986 It's a girl. 684 01:44:34,947 --> 01:44:36,744 It's a girl. 685 01:44:36,945 --> 01:44:40,858 It is not a girl. Did you not hear Caesar say? 686 01:44:40,902 --> 01:44:44,781 I heard the voice of Caesar, but your daughter did not. 687 01:44:54,770 --> 01:44:57,842 - I should've waited, shouldn't I? - There will be other children. 688 01:45:08,797 --> 01:45:10,833 - Longinus. - Caesar? 689 01:45:12,753 --> 01:45:16,792 One month of free games and a gold coin to every Roman... 690 01:45:16,950 --> 01:45:20,829 to celebrate the birth of my son. 691 01:45:22,904 --> 01:45:27,932 My son... Julia Drusilla! 692 01:45:27,940 --> 01:45:30,898 Julia Drusilla! 693 01:45:30,937 --> 01:45:32,689 Drusilla? 694 01:45:39,730 --> 01:45:40,845 Drusilla! 695 01:45:41,808 --> 01:45:43,764 - The fever! - Drusilla! 696 01:45:44,885 --> 01:45:45,874 The fever! 697 01:46:16,817 --> 01:46:17,806 Drusilla! 698 01:46:21,732 --> 01:46:22,847 I'm here... 699 01:46:22,891 --> 01:46:23,846 it's your Little Boots! 700 01:46:28,726 --> 01:46:30,637 It's your Little Boots! 701 01:46:37,757 --> 01:46:38,826 Do something. 702 01:46:39,636 --> 01:46:42,628 I am doing everything I... I can, Caesar. 703 01:46:42,793 --> 01:46:46,627 I swear! But the fever must take its course. 704 01:47:05,653 --> 01:47:08,645 Great Isis! Save her! 705 01:47:09,649 --> 01:47:11,605 Take me! 706 01:47:12,646 --> 01:47:15,843 Caesar begs you, o mighty goddess! 707 01:47:21,638 --> 01:47:22,627 Caesar! 708 01:47:56,687 --> 01:47:57,722 Drusilla? 709 01:49:11,620 --> 01:49:15,659 Get out! Get out! Go on! Get out! Get out! 710 01:49:15,737 --> 01:49:20,652 Get out! Go on! Out! Out! Out! 711 01:49:32,721 --> 01:49:34,552 Drusilla! 712 01:49:41,633 --> 01:49:43,669 Almighty mother... 713 01:49:47,707 --> 01:49:49,538 You... 714 01:49:59,617 --> 01:50:01,528 I begged you... 715 01:50:03,654 --> 01:50:06,566 Caesar begs you... 716 01:53:52,329 --> 01:53:58,320 We, Caius Caesar Caligula, do decree one month public mourning... 717 01:53:58,325 --> 01:54:01,281 for our beloved sister, Drusilla. 718 01:54:01,441 --> 01:54:07,277 During which time anyone who laughs, baths, dines with his parents or children... 719 01:54:07,355 --> 01:54:10,392 or has intercourse will be sentenced to death. 720 01:54:11,311 --> 01:54:14,303 Such as the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 721 01:54:32,373 --> 01:54:33,408 Hello! 722 01:54:59,229 --> 01:55:00,298 Come on, darling! 723 01:55:15,415 --> 01:55:18,327 Caligula has finished! 724 01:55:19,371 --> 01:55:25,207 Nestor restores the imperial heirs. 725 01:55:28,323 --> 01:55:31,395 The slaves of Rome! 726 01:55:43,309 --> 01:55:45,265 The people! 727 01:55:54,220 --> 01:55:57,337 The army! 728 01:56:02,213 --> 01:56:06,286 The tribune of the people! 729 01:56:17,159 --> 01:56:19,275 The Senate! 730 01:56:44,335 --> 01:56:50,251 And great and supreme... the Emperor! 731 01:56:59,161 --> 01:57:00,196 Hail! 732 01:57:01,200 --> 01:57:10,154 And I am... the lady Drusilla, his sister! 733 01:57:10,191 --> 01:57:19,224 Let's make love once again, brother Nestor! 734 01:57:20,143 --> 01:57:22,259 No! No! 735 01:57:23,100 --> 01:57:24,089 Stop! 736 01:57:25,139 --> 01:57:26,128 Stop! 737 01:57:28,256 --> 01:57:30,247 No! Stop! 738 01:58:22,167 --> 01:58:23,156 Another drunk. 739 01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:05,831 Do you have any news of him? 740 01:59:15,869 --> 01:59:20,818 According to one report, he's gone to Egypt. 741 01:59:22,781 --> 01:59:24,897 And according to the other reports? 742 01:59:25,899 --> 01:59:26,888 Well... 743 01:59:27,857 --> 01:59:28,972 to Greece... 744 01:59:29,855 --> 01:59:31,811 another, Persia... 745 01:59:32,932 --> 01:59:36,891 to Carthage and another again, to Gal. 746 01:59:38,887 --> 01:59:41,845 And where do you think he is? 747 01:59:42,962 --> 01:59:45,920 - He could be anywhere. - No. 748 01:59:46,758 --> 01:59:47,907 He's here in Rome. 749 01:59:48,997 --> 01:59:50,794 He's testing us. 750 02:02:50,583 --> 02:02:51,698 Get off! 751 02:02:55,657 --> 02:03:00,770 I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. 752 02:03:00,775 --> 02:03:05,722 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man. 753 02:03:05,808 --> 02:03:07,799 Therefore I am... 754 02:03:09,763 --> 02:03:11,674 a god. 755 02:03:23,790 --> 02:03:28,580 I shall wait for the unanimous decision of the Senate. 756 02:03:28,786 --> 02:03:31,584 All those who say aye... 757 02:03:31,743 --> 02:03:33,654 say "Aye!" 758 02:03:38,616 --> 02:03:39,651 Aye! 759 02:03:41,693 --> 02:03:42,728 Aye! 760 02:03:42,772 --> 02:03:44,603 - Aye! - Aye! 761 02:03:44,610 --> 02:03:45,565 - Aye! - Aye! 762 02:03:45,609 --> 02:03:50,524 Aye! Aye! Aye! 763 02:03:50,565 --> 02:03:52,681 Aye! Aye! Aye! 764 02:03:53,522 --> 02:03:54,671 He's a god now. 765 02:03:56,599 --> 02:04:00,512 Aye! Aye! Aye! 766 02:04:00,675 --> 02:04:01,744 Baa! 767 02:04:02,553 --> 02:04:04,703 - Baa! - Baa! 768 02:04:05,630 --> 02:04:07,666 - Baa! - Baa! 769 02:04:07,708 --> 02:04:09,744 - Baa! - Baa! 770 02:04:10,458 --> 02:04:11,607 - Baa! - Baa! 771 02:04:12,418 --> 02:04:14,374 - Baa! - Baa! 772 02:04:14,419 --> 02:04:16,489 - Baa! - Baa! 773 02:04:16,539 --> 02:04:18,495 - Baa! - Baa! 774 02:04:18,539 --> 02:04:20,450 - Baa! - Baa! 775 02:04:20,499 --> 02:04:22,376 - Baa! - Baa! 776 02:04:22,459 --> 02:04:26,442 The period of mourning is now over. 777 02:04:27,375 --> 02:04:28,444 He's mad! 778 02:04:53,393 --> 02:04:55,429 Enjoy yourself. 779 02:04:55,591 --> 02:04:57,422 Take care. 780 02:05:13,497 --> 02:05:16,375 Now the fun begins. 781 02:05:16,494 --> 02:05:19,406 But... ah... are you going to enjoy it as well? 782 02:05:19,451 --> 02:05:21,567 I don't know. Should we ask them? 783 02:05:22,369 --> 02:05:23,404 Longinus! 784 02:05:29,403 --> 02:05:32,520 Ah, Longinus! My financial wizard. 785 02:05:33,479 --> 02:05:35,435 We have a question for you. 786 02:05:36,478 --> 02:05:38,514 Who're the richest men in Rome? 787 02:05:39,395 --> 02:05:40,430 Who? 788 02:05:41,393 --> 02:05:45,352 Answer: The pimps. 789 02:05:45,469 --> 02:05:47,300 Question number two. 790 02:05:48,348 --> 02:05:52,421 Who are the most lascivious sluts in all of Rome? 791 02:05:55,341 --> 02:05:56,410 Who? 792 02:05:57,499 --> 02:06:01,538 Answer: The senators' wives. 793 02:06:02,336 --> 02:06:08,445 So, an imperial brothel. A most logical way to balance the state budget. 794 02:06:47,378 --> 02:06:51,337 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, we have gone to great expense... 795 02:06:51,375 --> 02:06:54,367 to bring you the finest flesh in our empire. 796 02:07:04,292 --> 02:07:06,248 Five gold pieces! 797 02:07:08,412 --> 02:07:12,451 Only five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes! 798 02:07:13,453 --> 02:07:15,364 And that's a bargain! 799 02:07:28,250 --> 02:07:32,084 Look at them! Aren't they beautiful? 800 02:07:43,083 --> 02:07:47,076 The most lascivious ladies of the Roman Empire have come today... 801 02:07:47,119 --> 02:07:50,156 to perform their patriotic beauties for all. 802 02:07:51,076 --> 02:07:54,034 For a mere five gold pieces. 803 02:07:54,112 --> 02:07:57,991 All with them, that they will welcome you well. 804 02:07:59,987 --> 02:08:02,057 Follow for all the imperial bungalow... 805 02:08:02,225 --> 02:08:06,138 and better make your choice of the finest treasure of the Empire. 806 02:08:10,178 --> 02:08:14,091 Just five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes. 807 02:08:14,175 --> 02:08:19,044 And that's a bargain, most of the women here are respectable, married ladies. 808 02:08:20,050 --> 02:08:24,202 Senators' wives. Whores of plainest reputation. 809 02:08:27,085 --> 02:08:29,201 I'll have to work out a special rate for you. 810 02:08:35,957 --> 02:08:38,152 Greetings! Flavia, come! 811 02:08:38,194 --> 02:08:43,143 Don't waste time! The wives of our senators are not merely beautiful... 812 02:08:43,190 --> 02:08:47,024 like their husbands, they are insensible. 813 02:08:48,026 --> 02:08:51,985 And for only five gold pieces, took any one of you. 814 02:09:25,074 --> 02:09:27,950 Do the wives of golden juice come on you! 815 02:09:27,955 --> 02:09:32,069 Take their wives, use them, confuse them. 816 02:09:32,108 --> 02:09:34,019 Do as you will with them. 817 02:09:34,106 --> 02:09:41,023 They are yours. Just yours for only five. Five gold pieces. 818 02:09:44,099 --> 02:09:45,930 Hairy nipples! 819 02:09:49,094 --> 02:09:54,930 Senator Marcellus! Your wife will scare our customers away. 820 02:09:56,048 --> 02:09:57,925 Try help walnuts. 821 02:09:59,045 --> 02:10:02,080 Hey, you over there! Don't pinch yourself. 822 02:10:02,085 --> 02:10:05,995 The more that you give, the more they will bite you. 823 02:10:39,090 --> 02:10:43,880 How many enjoying the skills perfected by our senators' ladies... 824 02:10:43,926 --> 02:10:46,998 while their husbands left in the Senate? 825 02:11:21,813 --> 02:11:23,929 Only five gold pieces! 826 02:11:24,051 --> 02:11:25,006 Five! 827 02:11:26,889 --> 02:11:28,038 Senators' wives... 828 02:11:28,047 --> 02:11:31,801 for a blameless reputation! 829 02:11:52,908 --> 02:11:55,866 He's making customs using all our wives and daughters. 830 02:11:56,784 --> 02:11:58,775 Humiliating the Senate and defending the army. 831 02:11:58,942 --> 02:12:00,853 That's why the people love him. 832 02:12:14,808 --> 02:12:18,005 Longinus! You're not having any fun! Enjoy yourself! 833 02:12:18,885 --> 02:12:22,878 - What is your preference? - Everything and nothing, Caesar. 834 02:12:24,880 --> 02:12:26,916 You can't have both for the same price. 835 02:12:35,910 --> 02:12:38,902 - He's provoking you. - Only me? Huh! 836 02:12:38,947 --> 02:12:41,780 He's mad! He doesn't know what he's doing. 837 02:12:42,985 --> 02:12:45,738 He knows what he's doing perfectly well. 838 02:12:47,740 --> 02:12:50,812 - Give him enough rope... perhaps... - He'll hang us all! 839 02:13:32,741 --> 02:13:36,700 We also have a few very sappier ladies here today. 840 02:13:36,817 --> 02:13:39,934 You may slash them or may bind them. 841 02:13:40,893 --> 02:13:43,726 Five gold pieces to buy you both! 842 02:13:43,931 --> 02:13:46,764 For five gold pieces! 843 02:14:21,859 --> 02:14:25,693 Can't you stop bothering for just a few moments? 844 02:14:26,895 --> 02:14:27,884 Chaerea! 845 02:14:28,694 --> 02:14:30,844 I hear you have a taste for little boys. 846 02:14:31,731 --> 02:14:33,881 - Is that not so? - No, Caesar! Big boys. 847 02:14:35,767 --> 02:14:37,883 - My soldiers. - Are they ready? 848 02:14:38,684 --> 02:14:39,753 Yes, Caesar. 849 02:14:39,883 --> 02:14:41,760 Perfect! 850 02:14:52,833 --> 02:14:55,666 We sail for Britain! 851 02:15:48,000 --> 02:15:50,520 He will not go again! 852 02:17:17,417 --> 02:17:20,534 We're only a few has marched from Rome. 853 02:17:21,572 --> 02:17:23,563 And what new madness is this? 854 02:17:27,524 --> 02:17:30,516 Mars tells me we will enjoy a great victory. 855 02:17:36,472 --> 02:17:38,508 - Ah, Chaerea! - Caesar? 856 02:17:40,507 --> 02:17:42,418 Are we prepared for the invasion? 857 02:17:43,424 --> 02:17:44,539 Yes, Caesar... 858 02:17:46,380 --> 02:17:47,449 only... 859 02:17:47,538 --> 02:17:49,369 Only what? 860 02:17:50,534 --> 02:17:53,492 - Where is Britain? - Where? 861 02:17:55,368 --> 02:17:56,437 There. 862 02:17:57,445 --> 02:17:59,481 Ah, yes, lord, there... 863 02:18:00,361 --> 02:18:03,478 but... eh... there is no enemy. 864 02:18:05,314 --> 02:18:07,350 There is papyrus cane. 865 02:18:08,311 --> 02:18:11,383 - Papyrus cane, Divine Caesar? - Yes, papyrus. 866 02:18:11,427 --> 02:18:13,418 Don't be so stupid, Chaerea! 867 02:18:14,343 --> 02:18:17,460 Order my army to attack and destroy that papyrus. 868 02:18:18,417 --> 02:18:19,486 Yes, lord. 869 02:18:24,125 --> 02:18:28,376 After all, we must have some proof that I have conquered Britain. 870 02:18:45,167 --> 02:18:46,156 War! 871 02:19:42,147 --> 02:19:43,978 Kill! 872 02:20:06,002 --> 02:20:09,119 While all of you were living safely here in Rome... 873 02:20:09,158 --> 02:20:12,070 your beloved emperor was risking his life... 874 02:20:12,075 --> 02:20:15,112 to preserve and enlarge the Empire. 875 02:20:22,064 --> 02:20:26,057 I've heard rumors that the Senate doesn't believe that I ever went to Britain. 876 02:20:26,899 --> 02:20:28,935 No! No, lord! 877 02:20:29,017 --> 02:20:34,933 But I did conquer Britain, and I have a hundred thousand papyrus canes to prove it! 878 02:20:38,127 --> 02:20:42,000 - Hail, Caligula Caesar! - Hail, Caesar! 879 02:20:42,005 --> 02:20:46,953 - Hail, Caligula the Conqueror! - Hail! Hail! Hail! 880 02:20:47,997 --> 02:20:50,955 Better be careful, he's in a strange mood tonight. 881 02:21:03,021 --> 02:21:04,056 Caligula! 882 02:21:05,098 --> 02:21:10,013 - They hate you now. - Let them hate me. So long as they fear me. 883 02:21:10,054 --> 02:21:13,967 They are senators and consuls. They are important men. 884 02:21:14,089 --> 02:21:16,887 So important that they prove all I do? 885 02:21:17,006 --> 02:21:18,075 They must be mad. 886 02:21:18,885 --> 02:21:20,034 I don't know what else to do to revolt them. 887 02:21:20,083 --> 02:21:21,994 Great victory! 888 02:21:22,041 --> 02:21:23,872 In Britain! 889 02:21:25,996 --> 02:21:27,031 And now... 890 02:21:28,074 --> 02:21:32,943 the booties captured during this great campaign. 891 02:21:35,067 --> 02:21:36,056 Fish. 892 02:21:38,024 --> 02:21:41,812 Mullet, blenny and salmon. 893 02:21:42,939 --> 02:21:44,816 Oysters... 894 02:21:45,057 --> 02:21:48,936 and beautiful pink pearls. 895 02:21:49,811 --> 02:21:54,885 From the blue seas and silver rivers of Britain. 896 02:21:57,803 --> 02:22:04,914 Gained from the green forests and golden holms of Britain... 897 02:22:05,875 --> 02:22:09,914 swell pheasants, lovesome geese. 898 02:22:26,792 --> 02:22:28,669 Cowards. 899 02:22:33,785 --> 02:22:37,573 Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! 900 02:22:37,740 --> 02:22:40,652 I hate them! 901 02:22:47,610 --> 02:22:49,601 Almighty Caesar says... 902 02:22:49,767 --> 02:22:52,520 to balance the state budget... 903 02:22:52,604 --> 02:22:57,598 we shall confiscate the entire estates of all those who have failed Rome. 904 02:23:02,514 --> 02:23:04,664 Read out your list, Longinus. 905 02:23:06,669 --> 02:23:16,579 Senators Galva, Aponius, Marcellus, Antonius, Cassius... 906 02:23:16,658 --> 02:23:17,693 Chaerea! 907 02:23:18,576 --> 02:23:21,534 They have failed me. Arrest them. 908 02:23:21,574 --> 02:23:22,643 Lepidus... 909 02:23:24,570 --> 02:23:27,562 Sextus and Octavius. 910 02:23:27,607 --> 02:23:28,676 Guards! Arrest them! 911 02:23:46,547 --> 02:23:47,696 Almighty Caesar says... 912 02:23:48,584 --> 02:23:49,653 finish your dinner. 913 02:23:52,700 --> 02:23:54,577 Eat! 914 02:24:01,690 --> 02:24:03,521 He must be done soon. 915 02:24:08,683 --> 02:24:12,437 - Watch Chaerea! - Why? 916 02:24:12,519 --> 02:24:14,430 The omens are not good. 917 02:24:14,596 --> 02:24:16,427 Be on your guard. 918 02:24:18,512 --> 02:24:20,628 I think he intends to kill me. 919 02:24:25,664 --> 02:24:27,541 What is amusing, Caesar? 920 02:24:28,661 --> 02:24:29,650 Just a thought. 921 02:24:30,539 --> 02:24:32,609 May I ask what thought? 922 02:24:37,412 --> 02:24:39,642 Is it true that there is a conspiracy against me, Longinus? 923 02:24:40,448 --> 02:24:43,440 Eh... well, lord... that is... I mean... 924 02:24:43,646 --> 02:24:46,479 It seems there is a secret plot. 925 02:24:46,522 --> 02:24:48,592 A plot is always a secret, if it's not a secret, not a plot or a plan. 926 02:24:48,640 --> 02:24:50,551 That is logical, is it not, Claudius? 927 02:24:51,477 --> 02:24:53,468 Even a half-wit can know that and you are a half-wit. 928 02:24:53,514 --> 02:24:55,470 Half of me is, Caesar. 929 02:24:58,549 --> 02:25:00,505 The situation's gone too far. 930 02:25:00,547 --> 02:25:04,540 He's muffed the guards, overruled the government and insulted the best friends of Rome. 931 02:25:04,622 --> 02:25:07,490 Yes, the Senate counts for nothing anymore. 932 02:25:07,500 --> 02:25:08,569 No one is safe from him. 933 02:25:09,250 --> 02:25:12,390 - He's a tyrant. - Then what can we do? 934 02:25:12,417 --> 02:25:14,408 There's only one solution. 935 02:25:15,534 --> 02:25:19,368 - If Caligula ought to die... - It could happen. 936 02:26:21,472 --> 02:26:23,349 You need to sleep. 937 02:26:24,349 --> 02:26:27,421 I think I shall resign myself to living forever. 938 02:26:29,304 --> 02:26:30,373 I hope you do. 939 02:26:48,487 --> 02:26:50,443 I am going bald. 940 02:26:54,361 --> 02:26:56,238 No, you're not. 941 02:26:56,360 --> 02:26:58,476 You've never been able to face the facts, have you? 942 02:26:59,397 --> 02:27:04,425 The facts? Yes, my lord. Can you? 943 02:27:13,263 --> 02:27:16,300 I need some sleep. 944 02:27:19,378 --> 02:27:21,289 I need you. 945 02:27:49,309 --> 02:27:51,300 Psst! Are you ready? 946 02:27:52,186 --> 02:27:55,178 Will you speak your lying sister Isis? 947 02:27:57,222 --> 02:28:01,295 Long have I wondered in the land of men... 948 02:28:01,378 --> 02:28:05,371 in search of you, brother Osiris. 949 02:28:12,408 --> 02:28:16,401 I have been killed and cut in two bits. 950 02:28:18,402 --> 02:28:25,160 You put my pieces together, bringing back life... 951 02:28:25,316 --> 02:28:27,227 with a kiss. 952 02:28:29,232 --> 02:28:31,143 There goes our blood. 953 02:28:35,186 --> 02:28:38,337 It doesn't matter. It's only a show. 954 02:28:49,373 --> 02:28:53,252 - I can't get it right. - No, Caesar! Look, like that. 955 02:28:58,125 --> 02:28:59,240 Hello, precious! 956 02:29:04,119 --> 02:29:05,268 Have you been a good girl? 957 02:29:13,310 --> 02:29:16,143 Don't you think she looks beautiful in my costume? 958 02:29:16,188 --> 02:29:18,179 - She's even wearing my little boots. - Cause you like her power. 959 02:29:18,225 --> 02:29:21,342 My little... boots! 960 02:29:44,322 --> 02:29:46,119 She's serious. 961 02:29:52,234 --> 02:29:54,225 Going to be dressed like you today. 962 02:30:25,083 --> 02:30:26,118 Password? 963 02:30:28,040 --> 02:30:29,029 Scrotum! 964 02:30:29,119 --> 02:30:30,188 So be it! 965 02:31:14,157 --> 02:31:15,192 I'll... 966 02:31:16,155 --> 02:31:18,032 live... 967 02:31:19,113 --> 02:31:20,228 live... 968 02:32:20,175 --> 02:32:23,053 Hail, Claudius Caesar! 969 02:32:23,092 --> 02:32:26,004 - Hail, Claudius Caesar! - Hail, Claudius! 970 02:32:26,049 --> 02:32:30,042 - Hail, Claudius! - Claudius, hail! 971 02:32:32,084 --> 02:32:35,042 Hail, Claudius Caesar! 972 02:32:36,000 --> 02:32:36,989 Hail!